Seeking intelligent, effective, and agreeable individual to help with personal needs, household needs, and business needs. Hard working individuals not afraid to get dirty or raise their voice need only apply. Not looking for people who are above performing any simple task such as bottom wiping, nose blowing, or toilet scouring.
Other skills, duties, and traits I am seeking in applicants:
-able to do laundry
-in shape, able to lift 40+ pounds
-singing songs, knows at least 50 children's tunes
-library skills/book reading
-excellent communication skills
-standard phone etiquette
-able to tune out crying
-occasional wet nurse
-100% available all hours, all days, with ability to travel on short notice
This is an excellent full time, long term position and a great opportunity for someone who thinks they want to have a bunch of children.
Salary: you can keep whatever you sweep up in the dust pan or find in the washing machine.